Eat Your Neighbor
Your neighbors are terrible. Time to eat them.
A dice-and-card party game about betrayal, backyard BBQs, and burying the people you used to wave to. 2–6 players. Zero chill.
Back it before your neighbors do!
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Watch Before You Regret It
A short, deeply unnecessary trailer for a game about eating the people next door.
Okay, so whatis this?
Every player raises a family of adorable little nuggets we call Nugs. You keep them safe at home. You feed them. You love them.
Then everyone else's dice, cards, and questionable life choices try to get your Nugs run over, roasted, or shipped straight to the cemetery.
It's part board game, part card game, part “why is my own mother laughing at my Nug's funeral.” We playtested it on actual neighbors. Several relationships did not survive. The game did.
No experience required. Mild trust issues recommended.
Ways to Ruin Someone's Tuesday
A small, deeply unhinged sample of >45 cards standing between your Nugs and a peaceful afternoon.
...and more.
We ran out of room. Not out of bad ideas.
Pick a Home. Pretend It's Safe.
Six colors of false security for your Nugs to live in.
The Rules (Allegedly)
§1How many players?+
2–6. More neighbors means more casualties, so we recommend the full six if your friend group can handle the betrayal.
§2What's a "Nug"?+
Your family, if your family were small, round, defenseless jellybeans with tiny eyes that trust you completely. That trust is a resource. Spend it wisely.
§3How do you actually win?+
Have more living Nugs than anyone else when the last card is drawn. Grief is not a tiebreaker. Neither is calling a family meeting.
§4Is this appropriate for kids?+
Depends entirely on the kid. And the neighbor. We're not your HOA.
§5How long is a game?+
About 20-30 minutes. Longer if someone flips the table after 'Bye Karen.' We've seen it happen. We did not clean it up.
§6Do I need to actually hate my neighbors to play?+
No, but it helps. For best results, play immediately after an HOA meeting or a 7am leaf-blower incident.
§7What's in the box?+
One board, six Home cards, over 45 event cards, a pair of dice, and the crushing weight of what you did to get here.
Nominate a Neighbor. Ask a Question. Say Hi.
Got feedback, press inquiries, or a neighbor who genuinely deserves a spot in the Cemetery expansion? We want to hear about it.
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